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Kim Kardashian's Valentine's Day Gift Guide Will Leave You Broke

Have $10K to blow on champagne?

If you've been at a loss for what to buy for your bedroom for Valentine's Day, relax — Kim Kardashian just released her gift guide. Though she includes classics like a silk blindfold and a candy g-string, there are a few items that you definitely won't find in anyone else's gift guide.

Here are three of the most, uh, unexpected suggestions.

  • A sexy board game
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  • This board game, for instance, should definitely not be stored on your game shelf.
  • A spinning stripper pole
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  • Then there's stripper pole, which, LBR, even if you buy, you will NEVER use.
  • An unreasonable bottle of champagne
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  • GTFO, Kim.