Bo and Matthew are best friends who’ve apparently held onto the lifelong dream to sneak into a movie theater, a dream that is actually very attainable to anyone willing to hide in the bathroom until the next showing begins. But their dream is more specific than that, and oddly so.
As a Reddit thread revealed, Bo and Matthew decided their real dream is to pull off a legitimately “Little Rascals”-level ploy to become one man with the help of some extremely baggy pants. With their separate bodies joined in synchronicity, they would go to the movies and purchase one — yes, just one — ticket to see “The Avengers” (or maybe the sequel).
Or as they called it: “Two Guys, One Ticket.”
A lot of pop culture references appeared in my brain when I watched these men struggle to pursue their dream — especially the Spice Girls’ “2 Become 1” — but also “Weird Al” Yankovic’s masterful “Fat” music video and that one time Marge Simpson revealed that she purchases Homer’s pants with “balloon seating” for extra support.
The real reason why I like this video so much, though, is because it reminds me of this tweet — inarguably the greatest tweet of all time.
hi i'm ted cruz, definitely not three toddlers stacked no sir pic.twitter.com/WlRSO1f0MY
— nevona (@nevona) March 24, 2015
Happy Caucus Day, America.