Expectant mamas, take note: If you’re looking for some empathetic words of wisdom, don’t even THINK about turning to Kim Kardashian. Today is just not her day.
Kendall Jenner learned that the hard way when she turned to her big sis for advice about being pregnant. But don’t freak out — it was all for a prank on Khloe Kardashian’s new late night talk show, “Kocktails with Khloe.”
Ahead of the show’s premiere on Wednesday night (Jan. 20), Khloe shared a sneak peek at the ensuing shenanigans, including Kendall’s prank call to Kim where she drops the bombshell “announcement.”
"I was calling you because I wanted to tell you something and I haven't told anyone yet because I feel like you could help me figure out what I should do," Kendall explains. “I am pregnant.”
“Are you kidding?” Kim calmly asks. “Were you calling looking for mom?”
“No, I was looking for you because I didn't know who to tell first,” Kendall says. “I felt like if I told mom, she would freak out so I was coming to you for support first.”
That's where the conversation takes a totally bizarre turn, as Kim steals the focus away from Kendall’s (fake) dilemma and uses the opportunity to vent about how she’s dealing with life as a mother of two. Which, apparently, is pretty effin’ rough.
“I mean, I don’t even know. I'm not the one to talk to because I've had the worst experience and I'm so fresh off of the worst birthing experience,” Kim explains. “I mean, today is not the day because I’d literally be a little more negative because I'm on like one hour of sleep because North was up all night and I was feeding [Saint] every two seconds. Literally, my day has been so crazy, and I’ve had no sleep, and I want to, like, die. Today I feel like, oh my god, it’s so hard.”
While pausing for a breath, Kim mistakes everyone’s giggling in the background as Kendall crying, and then sweetly offers to come over.
“Do you want me to come over?” she asks. “And I’ll bring my 30 kids and you can babysit for like two seconds and see how you feel.”
Thankfully, Khloe interrupts the pity party and tells Kim it was all just a prank. Thank goodness for that, because clearly, Kim doesn’t need more auntie duties piled onto her already-full plate. Just like her husband Kanye West doesn’t want to be bothered until Swish is finished, Kim just can't, uh, keep up with all the Kardashian-Jenners’ drama.