Moze From 'Ned's Declassified' Just Gave Us Coconut Head 2.0

The guidebook didn't prepare us for this.

"Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide" taught us how to survive middle school with as little stress as possible. Unfortunately, the tips and tricks from Ned Bigby's (Devon Werkheiser) sacred notebook didn't seem to reach Coconut Head (Rob Pinkston).

Poor Coconut Head took the brunt of all the evils of middle school while we laughed at his pain. But seriously, could you blame us? If there were a Bowl Cut Olympics, Coconut Head would take home the Gold.

Which is why it's extra hilarious that "Ned's Declassified" star Lindsey Shaw, aka Moze Mosely, decided to style her hair à la Coconut Head. What resulted was nothing short of Nickelodeon magic.

"I AM COCONUT HEAD ?????," Shaw proudly proclaimed on Instagram. To be honest, the all caps business makes it sound like her battle cry. Like, instead of King Leonidas from "300" shouting, "THIS IS SPARTA," imagine him screaming, "I AM COCONUT HEAD" before going into battle and subsequently dying. That's the power Coconut Head holds over the internet. That's the power he holds over our hearts.

As of this writing, Pinkston doesn't appear to have commented on Shaw's artwork, but it's possible he hasn't seen it yet — considering how his hat is blocking his eyes.

"My future's so bright I've gotta cover my eyes," joked Pinkston as he recreated "Dumb" Donald Parker from "Fat Albert." This is such a Coconut Head thing to do, and let's be honest for a moment. Would we want it any other way? Spoiler: No.