A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away, Han Solo was the poster boy of a badass: an ever-cool smuggler who didn’t have time for “I love you’s” and wasn’t afraid to fire first (…right?). But, as fate would have it, Han grew up, grew old, and become one hell of a lame dad.
Following the viral success of Emo Kylo Ren — which explores Han’s son’s melodramatic side — the new parody Twitter account Dad Joke Han Solo is here to expose his parental corniness. In true dad joke fashion, Han’s wisecracks are so terrible, they’re actually kind of great. He’s of course extremely dorky and full of punny punchlines, and can never quite get that stubborn son of his to play along.
Check out some of Dad Joke Han Solo’s best/worst quips below:
Yep, now we definitely know why Emo Kylo Ren is so emo. C'MON DADDDDDD!