When I was 10, there was no better professional wrestler than The Rock. Well, OK, there were better wrestlers, dudes who were just technically better in the ring, but no one was a better wrestling performer than The Rock. During one promo, he impersonated five other wrestlers he'd go on to face in a match, seemingly off the cuff, and cracked me up as a kid (despite me not knowing what 50 percent of his NSFW words actually meant).
These days, it's not surprising that Dwayne Johnson is as successful an actor as he is. The dude has a certain magnetism about him, a natural charisma that you can't fake -- which also makes him an outstanding father. Thankfully for us, we get to see it firsthand.
"Jack Frost nipping at your nose," he sings to Jasmine in the clip, before "she" says back to him, "Santa tries to scare me tonight, I'm gonna kick his ass, Daddy."
Spoken like the true progeny of the once-and-future Most Electrifying Man In Sports Entertainment.
Rock also shared what Santa gifted his pooch, Hobbs, and it's something that dad and dad's best friend can get behind: a "pup barbell...Excuse me.. BARK-bell." You know, to get doggy-swole.
I will resist the temptation to make an "If you smell what this baby is cookin'...in her diaper" joke, or refer to her nightly resting place as The People's Crib, but just know that I want to. I want to very, very badly.