If you've been yearning to learn everything about the secret life of Kylo Ren, the enigmatic be-helmeted bad boy of "Star Wars: The Force Awakens," good news: Now you can read his every innermost thought on Twitter.

Tweeting under the handle of Emo Kylo Ren, the brooding heir to Darth Vader's legacy has a lot to say about his journey to the dark side, not that anybody can possibly understand.

Check out a sample of Kylo's deep thoughts below.

Spoiler alert for plot elements from "The Force Awakens."

Second spoiler alert for obsessive fixation on hair care products.