Earlier this week, Killer Mike and EL-P brought their Run the Jewels-style brand of vigilante justice to the wilds of the Internet via their "36 Chain" video. In it, the duo hammed it up as buddy cop pals on a mission to rescue the kidnapped puppet Mr. Killums. But as the twist ending revealed, it was all a ruse! But if you look deeper, there's definitely some sagely crime-fighting advice from El and Mike contained within the puppet-filled caper. Assuming you'll want to be a  super-hero at some point someday, here's the Run the Jewels Gif guide to cleaning up the streets.

1. Run in an over-exaggerated manner to distract fleeing villains.

2. When on the hunt of a suspect, always kick down doors.

3. Make sure to interrogate any dude with long hippie hair.

4. Suit up and spar to raise your adrenaline levels.

5. Have eyes in the back of your head.

6. Old people are most likely guilty. Eliminate them.

7. Cake can bring about a better resolution than violence.