Breaking Down Beliebers' Hatred for Patrick Carney

Fans of light teen pop and/or light blues rock finally have their own Van Halen vs. David Lee Roth, 2Pac vs. Biggie, or Brandy vs. Monica. Briefly: TMZ caught up with Patrick Carney after the Grammys on February 10th, and they asked the Black Keys drummer (who won three awards at the ceremony) what he thought of Justin Bieber's total shut-out. "Grammys are for music, not for money," he told the camera. "He's making a lot of money. He should be happy." Except, well, Bieber kinda wasn't, tweeting, "the black keys drummer should be slapped around haha." After that, Bieber let his horde of pre-teen fans do the slapping around for him. Carney, for his part, spent the next week RTing and taunting Beliebers. (FYI: Carney is a 32-year-old grown man.) We kept track of the best, worst and weirdest threats against Carney and asked illustrator Dustin Glick to predict what Carney's life will be like over the next few months. It's not pretty. When you come at the Biebs, you best not miss: