Download Frank Ocean x 'A Christmas Story' Wallpaper

Few things keep a kid from cursing like the metallic taste of soap. A self-described "connoisseur" of the stuff, Ralphie from A Christmas Story appreciates the nuances of vulgar language and soap flavors all too well. For our final mash-up from this iconic holiday film, Frank Ocean gets a taste of Lifebuoy.

To download this exclusive wallpaper, click through one of the links below, right click and hit save-as. For smart phone users, click through and hold down the image until “save as” option appears on your screen.

4:3 (Standard Desktop, iPad, iPad Mini)

16:9 (Widescreen Desktop, Samsung Galaxy SIII, iPhone 5, Surface, Kindle Fire)

2:3 (iPhone 4)

[View all of the Hive holiday postcards here.]