Rick Ross Beard Anatomy: A Psychological Analysis

We know Rick Ross is a complicated fella. On his latest album God Forgives, I Don't, he posits that even epilepsy is a good time. By that same token, Ross has a taste for the finer things in life, like getting one's forehead properly shaved, and drinking a nice glass of red wine. Where does all this complication come from? A turn to the science of psychology would suggest that his trademark beard -- a force that's been with him from the beginning -- dictates Rick's approach to life. See below for a 100% accurate breakdown of why Rozay behaves like Rozay.