Johnny Marr Advises Against Dolphin/Unicorn Tats

We trust former Smiths guitarist Johnny Marr to steer us in the right direction when it comes to rock 'n' roll life choices, such as getting a boss tattoo. So when Marr Tweeted last week about tattoos of a dolphin riding a unicorn, we cancelled our next ink appointment. Because this is how it would look:

By the way, Marr didn't get his first tattoo until 2007.

Dustin Glick is a writer, cartoonist and music nerd whose comics can be found at and in MAD Magazine.