Names can be deceiving. Just as a tough band name doesn't mean you'll get a tough band, a fuzzy, kid-friendly fuzzy song title doesn't always betray the sex or violence within the lyrics. Take, for example, Marilyn Manson's "Beautiful People," which sounds like a lesson in accepting others regardless of what they look like. But it's actually about killing others ... although it is about murdering indiscriminately. With that in mind, Hive presents 12 song titles that sound a lot cuter and sweeter than they actually are. Parents, if you see these titles on your kids' iPod, consider grounding them:
Dustin Glick is a visual artist who’s work has appeared in Mad Magazine and on Cracked.com.