It’s a dangerous world out there this morning for “Star Wars” fans, you guys.
With last night’s (Dec. 14) world premiere officially over and done with, there now exist about 1,000 people who have already seen “Star Wars: The Force Awakens,” and who possess the awesome, terrifying power to totally ruin the movie for the rest of us (as this writer personally discovered this morning, and thanks a lot, One Horrible Asshat On Twitter.)
Lucky for you, MTV News combed the internet for a few good, non-ruinous reactions — so you, young padawan, can find out how it was without knowing what actually happens in it. These are the spoiler-free reviews you are looking for.
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Patton Oswalt kept it short and sweet (and will let you draw your own conclusions as to what the “it” was that JJ did.)
JJ did it. #StarWarsForceAwakens
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) December 15, 2015
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Most of the response can be summed up in a single word: Amazing.
Just out of #StarWarsForceAwakens premiere: amazing.
— Andy Lewis (@andyblewis) December 15, 2015
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Although some fans’ feelings were best expressed through interpretive dance.
Just got out. No words. #StarWarsForceAwakens #StarWarsPremiere pic.twitter.com/9LZ0NsxQsg
— Harry Katzman (@HKatzman) December 15, 2015
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THIS MOMENTOUS OCCASION CALLS FOR ALL CAPS.
JUST GOT OUT OF THE EARLY PREVIEW OF STAR WARS OMG IT WAS SOOOO GOOD
— Dark Sheik (@colbykbarton) December 15, 2015
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A “Wonder Years” star weighs in.
Amazing!Amazing!Amazing! In awe. It's all you want it to be.Old/new/funny/heartbreaking.Daisy Ridley is astonishing! pic.twitter.com/XKoyw8XXcj
— Fred Savage (@thefredsavage) December 15, 2015
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We see what you did there, with the thing, with the words.
Story, characters, design, humor — #StarWars fans, this is the movie you're looking for.
— Rebecca Keegan (@ThatRebecca) December 15, 2015
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It delivers, says EBanks.
#StarWarsForceAwakens totally delivers #nospoilers I repeat #nospoilers again #nospoilers just #wow pic.twitter.com/SD4odRnTZZ
— Elizabeth Banks (@ElizabethBanks) December 15, 2015
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And no spoilers, but it’s gorgeous.
Everything I could possibly say about #StarWars #TheForceAwakens is a spoiler, so I will say that it's super fun and beautifully shot!
— Terri Schwartz (@Terri_Schwartz) December 15, 2015
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Rob Lowe is allll about Boyega.
There's a new hero in town, in a movie that DELIVERS. Cried like a baby, whooped like a teen! #StarWarsForceAwakens pic.twitter.com/apo0EHr7EA
— Rob Lowe (@RobLowe) December 15, 2015
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Here’s your eloquent three-word review from Rainn Wilson.
1st Star Wars review: it was epic, awesome & perfect. The cast was stellar. JJ killed it!
— RainnWilson (@rainnwilson) December 15, 2015
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And finally, here’s some comforting evidence that even if you do happen to stumble across a spoiler, it is almost certainly a ridiculous lie.
I just saw the new Star Wars movie and *spoiler alert* the Grumpy Cat is in it. He plays every single storm trooper
— BenghaziExpert Joe (@BenghaziExpert) December 15, 2015
