Life-Size Ark Of The Covenant Makes The World's Greatest Coffee Table

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You don't have to be Indiana Jones or search a government warehouse to find the Ark of the Covenant from Steven Spielberg and George Lucas' "Raiders of the Lost Ark" -- you can now have your own, melting faces not included!

The website ArkCovenant.com makes life-sized replicas of the Biblical artifact, perfect for coffee tables, conversation pieces, and potentially scaring off Nazis.

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The custom-made pieces range from small (26 inches long) to "life-sized" (50 inches long) and include poles for carrying, angel figureheads, and an optional special plaque piece.

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You can also open up the Ark, presumably to store family photos, keepsakes, or the remnants of the Ten Commandments. Just remember: Don't look directly at it.

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If you've got the scratch and want to have the coolest coffee klatch ever, email the webmasters at nancy@arkcovenant.com for more information on availability and pricing.  Thanks to them for letting us run these photos!

We recognize that there will be a lot of geeks of both genders, this writer included, who will now endure a great amount of pleading with their spouses/significant others for this purchase. Just remember -- only a little over five months 'til Christmas!