Casting 'Star Wars Episode VII': Here's Our Picks!


Whether you're for it, against it, or ambivalent, Star Wars: Episode VII is coming - and soon, if a recently leaked casting announcement is to be believed. And rather than let Lucasfilm, J.J. Abrams, and the rest determine who will be the next Han Solo, or Luke Skywalker might be, we thought we'd throw a few hats into the ring. Here's our best guesses as to which actors will get cast in Star Wars 7: Here we Go Again:

Late-teen female, independent, good sense of humour, fit: Miley Cyrus


Young twenty-something male, witty and smart, fit but not traditionally good looking: The Jonas Brothers


A late twentysomething male, fit, handsome and confident: Chris Brown


Seventy-something male, with strong opinions and tough demeanour. Also doesn’ t need to be particularly fit: Andy Rooney


A second young female, also late teens, tough, smart and fit: Helen Mirren


Forty something male, fit, military type: General David Petraeus


Thirtysomething male, intellectual. Apparently doesn’t need to be fit: Professor Frink


Okay, but seriously folks, who do you think should be in Star Wars VII: The New Batch?