There's a good chance you'll need someone to sing "Soft Kitty" to you over and over, so someday, you'll be able to relax after encountering this horrible piece of awfulness.
Here's the thing, "Big Bang Theory's" Sheldon Cooper is just a guy. Sure, he's a slightly peculiar looking guy, but I don't think you need a mask to pull off a Sheldon costume for Halloween. Just throw on one of his famous geeky t-shirts with a long-sleeve T undernearth, a pair of pants, maybe get a haircut, and you're set. You don't need to look like you've actually skinned Jim Parsons and are donning his face, "Big Texas Chainsaw Theory"-style.
The next time they remake "Halloween," ten bucks says they paint this sucker white and use it instead of the classic Shatner mask.
If you've lost your noodle, you can get yours at TVMovieGifts.com so you can wear it to your next costume party in the Uncanny Valley.
[Source: Boing Boing]