When Stan Lee joins this week's episode of "MAD" on Cartoon Network, he tells the exciting but little-known story of Peter Parker's metamorphosis in the the Amazing Spider-man: what happened to the poor spider that bit him.
This is maybe the least weird outcome for the spectacular Man-Spider: in Marvel continuity, the poor guy died, and was subsequently eaten by one of Peter's bullies, transferring Carl King into the arachno-collective, "The Thousand."
And now you can't get rid of that information from your brain. You're welcome.
You can catch Stan the Man in this week's episode of "MAD" which premieres tonight at 8:30 on Cartoon Network.