"Get Over Here!" And Check Out This Mortal Kombat Scorpion Statue [Updated With Sub-Zero]

Pop Culture Shock Collectibles   Mortal Kombat Scorpion Life-Size Bust – PCS Exclusive

By Zack Smith

Fans of the long-running "Mortal Kombat" series of fighting/violent disembowelment games are about to experience a 3-D recreation of the undead warrior Scorpion that's guaranteed to rock them in a manner not unlike that of, say, a hurricane.

Pop Culture Shock is now taking preorders for this limited life-size bust of the harpoon-hurling Scorpion, allowing fans to safely experience his mindless vengeance in the comfort of their own homes.

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In addition to looking fierce as mess, the statue includes shoulder pads and light-up eyes to convey the fierce power behind that ninja-hood.

Pop Culture Shock Collectibles   Mortal Kombat Scorpion Life-Size Bust

Because we know you were thinking it: No, you cannot remove the hood to reveal a terrifying skull-face that will breathe fire upon you and reduce you to a charred husk. It's for the best.

The bust is limited to 100 pieces, and will be available in the fourth quarter of 2013. Pre-orders are $600, so this is for only THE MOST HARDORE...EST "Mortal Kombat" fans.

UPDATE: Pop Culture Shock has now posted a pic of a statue based on Scorpion's arch-rival Sub-Zero, complete with iced-up fists, that will be available for order on May 20! Now you can have these bad dudes face off, if you have the scratch! Here's a pic:

Sub-Zero