Orson Scott Card To Write Batwoman?!

In light of the recent controversy surrounding DC Comics’ move to hire well-known anti-gay marriage activist Orson Scott Card to pen a new “Superman” series, and artist Chris Sprouse’s exit from the title, we figured it’d be fun to poke a little fun at the situation while trying to figure out what happens behind closed doors when companies like DC and Marvel make decisions like this.

Who’s idea was this really?

And more, importantly…is this next?