Sadly, you won’t be able to buy Balon Greyjoy’s gigantic kraken encrusted fireplace from this week’s Game of Thrones, but the HBO Store has your hook-up regardless with some awesome items direct from the stony hills of Pyke… Just don’t let anyone from House Greyjoy know you paid the gold price for these:
Not a Kraken fireplace, but this wall plaque will still show your allegiance to Balon, and definitely impress all your Salt Wives.
This keychain, on the other hand, is a little less in your face. It’s described as being made of “metal,” so we’ll just assume it’s iron (though probably not).
Bet it gets super cold on Pyke, right? That’s why you probably need a hoodie. Also, it would be way harder for Balon to tear this off of Theon than a chain, so maybe we should shoot this his way.
You can pick up all of this and more at the HBO Store online, or in NYC!