Written by: Brandon Freeberg & Charlie Norwood
Well we’ve finally made it: Game Of Thrones Season 2 starts tonight. Supposedly! It is April Fools Day after all and we do know how much George R. R. Martin is a fan of the ’LULZ’ so who knows what we’ll actually get at 9pm; our fingers are crossed for ’Entourage Season 12: The Turtle Chronicles’. (But maybe that’s just us.) Anyway, assuming our dreams do come true this weekend and we get to see the first episode of the new season, here’s a fun ol’ game you and your friends can partake in to make the night more enjoyable… for the night is dark and full of terrors.
The rules are the easiest: Any time something on the below list happens, y’all take a drink. Occasionally you’ll be finishing whatever’s left in your chalice. You should probably run through the list before hand so you don’t miss anything and end up being called a pu**y by the rest of the Frat because you weren’t drinking when you should be.
So grab your pitcher of iced tea, or Arnie Palmer it up if you’re feeling crazy! And drink along with us as we watch Game Of Thrones.
Take a drink when:
Someone mentions ’Winter’
Someone says “The King in the North”
Someone mentions or engages in incest.
Anyone has sex. Finish your drink: If it’s ’doggystyle’.
Boobs! (AKA Tittays AKA Wizards)
Someone drinks Dream Wine. Finish your drink: Someone downs Milk of the Poppy
“My Lord Father” is spoken.
Someone says “Bastard”.
2 Drinks whenever someone says “The Twins”.
Anytime you see Wildfire.
If we’re North of the Wall, warm up with a drink.
“A Lannister always pays his debts” is uttered.
Anyone says “Game of Thrones”.
Finish your drink: A major/minor character (like you know their name) is killed or dies.
Character specific triggers:
Tyrion takes a drink, you take a drink.
Joffrey snaps at someone/thing.
Davos touches his neck pouch (this will make sense, trust us).
Melisandre mentions ’the darkness’.
Camera holds on Jon Snow staring off into the distance.
Samwell Tarly acts or is described as ’craven’.
Hodor says “Hodor”.
The Hound acts creepy towards Sansa.
A Dire Wolf kills someone.
Brienne gets made fun of for being ’homely’.
Arya is referred to as a boy.
Daenerys ignores Jorah’s advice.
One of Dany’s dragon’s breathes fire.
Finish your drink: A dragon kills someone.
The Great John raises his voice.
Tyrion makes a witty retort
Tyrion visits a brothel
Catelyn misses Ned.
You’re creeped out by Lysa Arryn and her son.
Varys mentions his ’little birds’.
Cersei clashes with Tyrion.
We’ll be adding to and updating ’Get Your Dream Wine On’ as the season progresses but we think this a pretty good list to start with. We’ll see you Monday afternoon after our Arizona Tall Boy hangover subsides.