After a way too long break, Secret Identity is back! Tune in every week as we cast your favorite superheroes and comic book characters for their very own big screen adventures.
Up first in our reboot of the series: the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Yes, despite all protests to the contrary, this movie is happening, minus the Teenage and the Mutant. If this alien-refocused reboot is going to happen anyway, might as well put some positive energy into the universe with casting suggestions, right?
To that end, here are our picks for casting Michael Bay and Jonathan Liebesman’s planned “Ninja Turtles.”
“Turtles” Part 1: The Motion-Capture
“Turtles” Part 2: The Voices
Beyond Shredder, we can also once again revisit Andy Serkis, and put him in the dual-role of Beebop and Rocksteady. And! Once again! Give Doug Jones a call, have him do his harrowing performance art thing as Krang’s body suit. As for Krang’s voice, I don’t even want to guess. Gilbert Gottfried? (Sorry if I just willed that into existence, everyone.)
Tell us how you would cast the “Ninja Turtles” reboot in the comments section or on Twitter!