Thoughts on Garner, Natalie Portman’s stunt double in “Black Swan” and a confession from a writer who impulse bought a Nintendo 3DS await you after the jump. Click on down to find out whose side you’re on and what Ben Templesmith thinks of Seattle.
I’m @brianwarmoth, and this is your Twitter Report for March 29, 2011.
@pauljholden Did I hallucinate? Jennifer garner as miss marple? Presumably she does parkour while kicking ass in tweed #wouldshakeheadbutamill
-PJ Holden, Artist (“Judge Dredd,” “The 86ers”)
@westonfront @pauljholden Wait ’til you see Shia La Boeuf’s Hercule Poirot!
-Chris Weston, Artist (“The Authority,” “The Filth”)
@GailSimone I just impulse buyded a Nintendo 3ds. I am dumb.
-Gail Simone, Writer (“Birds of Prey,” “Wonder Woman”)
@marcbernardin Who gives a shit if Natalie Portman did her own dancing? The Death Star didn’t actually blow up Alderaan, ya know. The planet’s fine. #magic
-Marc Bernardin, Writer (“The Authority,” “The Highwaymen”)
“Sucker Punch” pt. 1:@BillWillingham However, was dragged to see Sucker Punch on Friday. Yikes. Most honest and accurate movie title ever.
-Bill Willingham, Writer (“Fables,” “Shadowpact”)
“Sucker Punch” pt. 2:@BrianDenham The end credits to SuckerPunch should have been the Mortal Kombat theme from the 1990’s movie.
-Brian Denham, Artist (“Iron Man: Hypervelocity,” “Man-Thing”)
“Sucker Punch” pt. 3:@DennisCalero My Asst really liked sucker punch. Maybe it’s a feminist power fantasy? Girl fight club? Maybe men just don’t get it
-Dennis Calero, Artist (“X-Factor,” “Legion of Super-Heroes”)
@RagsMorales F—ing NBA officials strike again. Face it folks, they’re the WORST officials in all of sports.
-Rags Morales, Artist (“Identity Crisis,” “Wonder Woman”)
@Templesmith The big thing I forgot about downtown Seattle is that it’s filled with people who have no idea how to wear pants & take pride in loitering.
-Ben Templesmith, Writer/Artist (“30 Days of Night,” “Welcome to Hoxford”)
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