"After years of working with Miss Piggy, I've gotten really good at not letting anyone else grab the mic. I didn't see Kanye after the incident, but I would have told him to do what he's been doing: apologize. It's not that easy being wrong, but if you own up to your mistake, you'll almost always be forgiven. There are exceptions, but I won't mention her by name."
-Kermit the Frog addressing Kanye West's microphone-swiping performance at the MTV Video Music Awards. In an interview with People, Kermit drove home the fact that he was merely giving Lady Gaga a ride to the VMAs and was not actually his date, despite the fact that they repeatedly kissed on the read carpet. "As far as kissing Lady Gaga goes, she is a very good kisser, but it was not a romantic kiss. It was a kiss for good luck," he said. "Kissing a frog is good luck for the person giving the kiss — but bad luck for the frog if his pig finds out."