Sarah Michelle Gellar, David Boreanaz Spawn ‘Buffy 2.0’

Did you hear Buffy the Vampire Slayer herself is going to have a baby? And Angel is expecting baby #2? Isn’t that awesome?

Not awesome: The fact that they aren’t having a baby together. You know, because Sarah Michelle Gellar and David Boreanaz aren’t really Buffy and Angel, and they’re actually married to other people. (People, please keep in mind that Buffy and Angel were the Bella and Edward of my generation.)

OK, so in my fantasy world, I am a little bummed that Buffy and Angel aren’t actually procreating together, but things are still awesome, because Willow (a.k.a. Alyson Hannigan) and Wesley (Alexis Denisoff) really did have a baby girl together just a few weeks ago.

So, with all these Buffy babies coming into the world, I am hoping that in about 20 years from now we can have Buffy 2.0, starring the real-life offspring of the show’s original cast. I mean, that’s totally cooler than the relaunches of “Melrose Place” and “90210.” Those just star some old people who were on the original show and a bunch of new kids.

Buffy 2.0 will star Sarah Michelle’s daughter (actually we have no idea of her kid’s gender, but this is my dream) as new Buffy and David’s son (he already has a 6-year-old boy and maybe he’ll have another) as the new Angel. Alyson and Alexis’ daughter is, of course, the new Willow. And maybe my kids will watch it. Boy, does life come full circle!