First of all, we want to give you guys a big congrats for welcoming a new baby girl into your brood on Tuesday. That means big sister, 3-year-old Violet, will have herself a playmate.
You didn’t release the name of your new bundle of joy with her birth announcement. Does that mean you haven’t decided on one yet? If you’re not feeling as inspired as, say, Pete and Ashlee or Bristol and Levi, we’ve taken it upon ourselves here at MTV News to come up with some aliases (get it?):
Veruca Salt Affleck: Together with Violet, the girls can reenact the musical numbers from “Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory.”
Ascot Affleck: It seems that since Ben and Jen rhyme, so should your daughters’ names. The family that rhymes together …
Indigo Affleck: They can name kids according to the colors of the rainbow.
Gigli Affleck: Take a negative and make it a positive.
Elektra Affleck: See Gigli.
Ariel Affleck: Last year Ashlee and Pete, as well as Halle Berry and Gabriel Aubrey, named their kids after Disney characters. Why not join the club?
Since you guys didn’t name your first kid anything too wacky and out there like Pilot Inspektor or Kal-El, we’re assuming you’ll keep it just as real this time around. But feel free to embrace your Hollywood nature and take our suggestions anyway.
Jocelyn “Jersey Girl” Vena