· Inspired by his trip to Cannes, P. Diddy apparently now has his sights set on writing a script for an Angelina Jolie/Eddie Murphy vehicle. No, really.
· In even more bonkers news, a woman has been sentenced to three months in prison for blasting Madonna tunes at full volume day in and day out.
· After detours into mall appearances and balloon festivals, Sanjaya Malakar’s path to career longevity has now taken a page from the book of MC Hammer and K-Fed.
· This summer, the Jonas Brothers are releasing their third album, and the Disney Channel is prepping a TV movie, “Camp Rock,” for June 20th.