· No one is saying you shouldn’t go see Jay Reatard live, but it might not be a bad idea to wear a helmet and shoulder pads.
· Keith Richards has 3,000 guitars and has played only ten of them. Insert joke about other things he has in large quantities.
· What producer wears a 12-inch top hat and parties with 45 bottles of premium champagne?
· If you live in Pennsylvania, Michael Moore wants you to vote for Barack Obama. Hillary Clinton, not so much.