· Travis Barker’s settled his lawsuit against Rockstar hyper-making energy drinks.
· Poor, sensitive James Blunt busted a finger while attempting a “stage dive.” Awww.
· The Smurfs are headed to Coachella. Awkward!
· The #1 sign that the Democratic primaries have gone on far too long? The WWE has invited Clinton and Obama to settle the score in a wrestling match next Monday night.