· Frank Zappa's widow is suing the 19-year-old Zappanale festival over the right to use his name and moustache.
· Radiohead's Billboard debut ("Nude" at #37) is not due to a "technicality," as some Radiohead-hating jerks would have you believe.
· A report from the "Paris Hilton's My New BFF" auditions: "It looked like Barbie threw up in there."
· Guess who's rumored to be headlining Ozzfest. Ozzy Osbourne! Calm down, it's just a rumor. Also rumored: Metallica.
· Sulu's country singing and Clint Black's stand-up comedy can't keep a TV show afloat.
