Understatement of the Year: Fat Joe Has "Too Many Skeletons" in the Closet To Run For Office

In an interview with our own Shaheem Reid (known 'round these parts as S-Dot), Fat Joe copped to being a political junkie, specifically that he can't get enough of C-Span and CNN. When asked whether he would run for office (gotta love Shaheem for asking), Fat Joe - WHO HAS A NEW ALBUM OUT THIS WEEK, FYI - said, "Oh No!"

I mean, look at what happened to Spitzer, he said!

(Also, I don't think anyone who's nickname is "Joey Crack" is someone we want to speculate on).