‘Twilight Forever’ Trailer Dawns Bright

If you thought that the release of the final “Twilight” film last year meant the end of exciting new pop-culture ephemera of the sparkly vampire variety, well, clearly you’ve forgotten the most important part of the whole dang saga: it goes on FOREVER. Forever! Just like Edward and Bella and their bedroom furniture-shattering epic love! And just like this brand new, long-awaited box set featuring every last movie and then some, which is called (you guessed it) “Twilight Forever: The Complete Saga.”

Forget your Edward Cullen body pillow or teensy Aro action figure that goes “Ahahahahah! Remaaaaarkable!” when you pull its string; this, right here, is the definitive must-have item with which to demonstrate your “Twilight” cred.

The box set goes on sale November 5, and not only does it contain every movie from the franchise, it also includes every special feature ever made to promote the films, and an additional two hours of bonus content. Which means, among other things, that diehard fans might finally get to see the much-discussed-yet-never-released “dog bowl” scene…or possibly that we’ll be treated to 120 minutes of never-before-seen footage of Taylor Lautner flexing each one of his abdominal muscles, in order, in super slow motion, to a soundtrack of New Age chanting. Either way, it’s gonna be awesome.

Check out the just-released trailer for “Twilight Forever: The Complete Saga” above. We’ll wait while you wipe off the drool.

Are you going to snap up this big, bad box set when it goes on sale next month?