Miley Cyrus Is Coming For Your Video Music Awards

Brace yourselves, little superstars: Miley Cyrus is not only coming for you, she's here, and she isn't wearing pants. So goes our awesome new promo for the upcoming MTV Video Music Awards, in which Miley—complete with bra top, pixie pompadour and some seriously sexy high-rise leather briefs—descends upon the Brooklyn subway system like an avenging angel of pop-punk rockerdom.

This is just a sneak peek at the excitement to come when the VMAs make their outer-borough debut on August 25, with Miley on tap for a command performance at the year's best, biggest and boldest video music awards (and we're not just saying that 'cause they're ours, okay.) So clicky clicky, and get pumped for the inevitable firestorm of girl-powered panache that Ms. Cyrus will be bringing to this year's big night.

...What, you need another reason to watch? FINE. How about this: Somebody in this video is also EATING FIRE.

Mark your calendar: the 2013 MTV VMAs are on like Donkey Kong, August 25 at 9 p.m. ET, live from the Barclays Center in Brooklyn.

What do you think of our sweet new VMAs promo?