Looking For A Valentine's Date? Check Out 3 Bachelors From Today's Movie Releases!

If you're spending today without a Valentine, we know how easy it can be to just give in to the loneliness. To embrace the single lady stereotype. To binge on ice cream and Fritos, while watching indie romances on Netflix and sobbing into the T-shirt your ex-boyfriend left at your house in 2008, and finally end up in the emergency room after a desperate, unsuccessful attempt to make out with your pet parakeet.

Oh, yes. WE KNOW. But before you call it quits on all things red-hot and romantic, perhaps you'd like to consider spending your Valentine's Day with one of three very eligible bachelors? Because they're all waiting for you! Right this minute! In a dark room, where the two of you lovebirds can be alone...that is, unless someone else happens to buy a movie ticket for the same showing as you. Whatever. It's gonna be magic. So peruse the dating profiles of these lovely leading men from today's new theatrical releases, put on a pair of real pants and prepare to take your pick!


John "Jack" McClane Jr. in "A Good Day to Die Hard"

Age: 20-something

Location: Moscow

Type: Blue-collar beefcake

Hobbies: Heists, assassinations, car chases, punching

Favorite food: Cheese in a can

Ideal first date: A prison break

What he's looking for: A girl who can drive stick shift


Ethan Wate in "Beautiful Creatures"

Age: 17

Location: Gatlin, South Carolina

Type: Tormented emo sweetie

Hobbies: Prophetic dreaming, forbidden love affairs, European travel

Favorite food: The small crumb of pound cake that's clinging to his beloved's lower lip

Ideal first date: A long, romantic stroll beneath the live oaks

What he's looking for: The girl of his dreams


Alex in "Safe Haven"

Age: 30-something

Location: Southport, North Carolina

Type: Wounded widower

Hobbies: General store management, beach bumming, teaching wary young women to love again

Favorite food: This fish, which he caught himself and baked in a papillote with lemon and herbs just for you

Ideal first date: Riding a bicycle built for two, preferably while wearing matching boater hats

What he's looking for: A girl with a secret past

Which of these fine fellows would you like to spend your Valentine's Day with? Sound off in the comments and on Twitter!