Why You Shouldn't Play Doctor With Jason Schwartzman

Jason Schwartzman may be a celebrated actor and star of the upcoming "A Glimpse Inside the Mind of Charles Swan III," but let's get one thing clear: He is in no way qualified to soothe what ails you...despite what our latest After Hours would have you believe.

Yes, Schwartzman & Horowitz: Amateur Surgeons are frauds. Do not let either of them near you with a scalpel...or even a glass of Diet Coke. You just never know what could happen.

Click play on the video above to witness all of the surgical shenanigans.

How do you like your Schwartzman: Actor or amateur surgeon?