The award: Best On-Screen Couple
And the matching tiaras go to: No surprise here! In the final year of “The Twilight Saga”’s big-screen run, its leading lovers, the newlywed Bella Swan and Edward Cullen, dominated in this category.
The award: Best-Dressed
And the couturier’s crown goes to: Bella Swan didn’t just win the heart of the fandom for her membership in the year’s hottest relationship; she also won all of the awards for hunting cougars in a cocktail dress.
The award: Best Channing Tatum Moment
And the sequined thong goes to: Despite a strong showing for his other bottomless appearance in “The Vow,” Channing’s nearly naked turn as a swank stripper in “Magic Mike” was the resounding winner for this year’s Sexiest Man Alive.
The award: Best Sex Scene
And the solid gold prophylactics go to: Not even the “Twilight” fandom could outvote the National Society for the Appreciation of Robert Pattinson’s Nude Upperbutt! Despite a nomination for his vampire bang-a-lang in “Breaking Dawn,” his skin-tastic turn as a slutty social climber in “Bel Ami” edged out the top spot.
The award: Best Shirtless Moment
And the bronzed Ab Rocker goes to: This category’s competition has never been stiffer—from Taylor Kitsch’s topless turn in “John Carter” to the entire be-thonged cast of “Magic Mike.” But the dark horse in the competition for Most Perfect Pecs of 2012? Ryan Guzman, who won by a landslide for shedding his shirt and showing off his, uh…moves, in “Step Up Revolution.”
Did all of your favorites win?