Are Kristen Stewart And Robert Pattinson Really Writing A Script Together?

Not gonna lie: We may have freaked out just the teensiest, tiniest bit when we caught wind of the titillating news that ubercouple Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart were writing a script together (because after seeing them smolder on-screen together in four “Twilight” flicks, it’s pretty much scientifically proven that anything those two do together will be adorable and fabulous.) But when we caught up with Kristen at the MTV Movie Awards and asked her about her writerly work with RPattz, she burst our bubble right quick.

“We are constantly working, but no,” she said, looking non-plussed. (And based on her expression, we’re betting Rob got an earful about his statements to the Belgian press about the supposed project.)

But hey, if Kristen were looking for a writing partner, looks like they’re lining up already: Her “Snow White and the Huntsman” co-star Chris Hemsworth eagerly chimed in, “We are! ’Snow White and the Huntsman 2′ written by us…but it might be more of a straight-to-video version if they let us write it.”

“No, no!” Kristen countered. “It’ll be better!”

Chris laughed, and added his vision of the writing process to boot: “It’s gonna be a group kind of exercise. Everyone just closes their eyes and start scribbling, and then whatever’s on that page…”

But all joking aside, the rumors have been swirling for awhile now that a “Snow White” sequel could be in the works—and that the second film in the series might see the titular heroine start exploring her dark side.

“Well, I’m not saying anything. Nothing at all,” said Kristen, although she admitted to feeling a little distraught at the idea of seeing her character become morally compromised. “Let’s undermine our entire lead character in the very second [film]. It’s like, no! That’s my whole…it would break me. Which would probably be interesting to watch.”

Yes! Very interesting. Because in all her years on-screen, we’ve definitely never seen Kristen undergo an agonizing transformation that unleashes her bloodthirsty inner…

Oh. Nevermind.

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