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'Magic Mike' Cast Get Schmexy For 'Entertainment Weekly' Cover

...oh, it's just the cast. With... with clothes on. Noooooooo! YO EW, WHY YOU GOTTA TEASE US LIKE THAT? (Although admittedly, the image of Joe Manganiello wearing nothing but suspenders on his well-muscled torso could make up for the disappointment. Maybe... Okay, no, definitely. Look at that smolder!)

But like all savvy strippers, this issue promises to show more skin in exchange for your dollars--the EW site drops hints about a photo shoot with plenty of beefcakey goodness, featuring Channing and Joe as well as Matt Bomer and Matthew McConaughey. And while the final cut of the film will feature plenty of shots of the actors' buff backsides, it turns out that at least one cast member went the full monty during filming... albeit by accident, as Matthew McConaughey's thong during a particularly steamy dance scene proved no match for the legions of extras in attendance, who stuffed it so zealously with dollar bills that it kinda-sorta exploded.

And now, if you'll excuse us, we need a cold shower.

"Magic Mike" hits theaters June 29.

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