Oh, Taylor Kitsch. With his hazel eyes and luscious brown hair, he's the hunk of our daydreams who sets our little hearts fluttering. MTV News' Josh Horowitz recently got to spend some time with the "Friday Night Lights" actor for "MTV First: Battleship." Did we mention it was in Hawaii? Literally the makings of our wildest fantasies (we totally considered bribing Josh to call in sick so we could tag along).
While he sat down with Taylor, Alexander Skarsgård, Brooklyn Decker and Rihanna, he got in some Twitter questions for the incredibly attractive cast. Tweeter @AshleyB8706 brilliantly asked Taylor if he would ever date a fan. Inquiring minds want to know!
"I mean, are they gonna cut me up if I don't?" Taylor joked. Honestly, Taylor, how could you think such a thing? We would maim anyone who even dared to think about laying a hand on you. Cheeky "True Blood" actor, Alexander, chimed in, "Do I count as a fan?"
"I don't know. I don't think so. I don't think it's really... I don't know. I don't think so," Taylor stammered.
But if it makes you feel any better (it makes us feel better), Taylor hasn't gone to great lengths to really woo any girl. In the film he chases after Brooklyn and inevitably gets her (well, duh, she does have eyes), but in real life he's pretty laid back.
"Well, I haven't been tased," he said, "not for a girl."
And Brooklyn—gotta love her—said what we were all thinking: "You're not working hard enough. Get arrested. Seriously, where's the sacrifice?"
Honestly, Taylor's already stolen our hearts and we haven't even met him yet. He'd hardly need to get in trouble with the law to win us over. Punching a guy in the face to protect our honor and being whisked away in handcuffs as the hero would simply be a plus.
Are you a Taylor fan? What do you think of his answer? Tell us in the comments and on Twitter!