Do you hear that? That is the sound of a million women squeeing in unbridled ecstasy because the "Magic Mike" trailer is finally HEEEEERRRRRRREEEEEEE!
And this is one meaty tease of the highly anticipated, fleshtastic flick. The two-and-a-half minute clip opens with Mike (Channing Tatum) and his protege, The Kid (Alex Pettyfer), dressed as cops and busting a house party. But whoops! These aren't your regular serve-and-protect kind of police. Nope, they have something sharp they could stick you with. Huzzah! From there, we witness stripper Channing bust moves the like we haven't seen since his "Step Up" days. He rolls. He shimmies. He flips. And we love every sweaty second.
But as the title card so helpfully suggests, Mike wants something more. Namely, to craft hand-made furniture and romance The Kid's sister, Paige (Cody Horn). Can he find love in a hopeless place? (Or, at the very least, with Matthew McConaughey parading around in leather behind him?) We'll have to stuff our purses with ones and head to the theater June 29 to find out.
But in the meantime—and we don't want to sound ungrateful here, guys, cause you've done so much for us already—can the next trailer include at least a hint of Joe Manganiello and Matt Bomer? We'll take a single butt cheek if we have to.
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