We apologize in advance for not providing a hanky and fainting couch to accompany this post, but you'll just have to make do with that leftover Chipotle napkin and the strong embrace of your nearest co-worker.
Feast your eyes on the latest images from the celebrity-male-stripper revue moonlighting as a movie called "Magic Mike." The new snaps come courtesy of Entertainment Weekly and find the stars of the flick—Channing Tatum, Matt Bomer and Alex Pettyfer—wearing little more than neck accoutrements and smug grins. (Just how we like them!)
Now, if you read Hollywood Crush on a regular basis, you know we've been breathlessly reporting any and all developments regarding the Steven Soderbergh-directed film, including Matt's difficulty mastering a thong, Joe Manganiello's promise that everyone is "pretty damn naked" and Channing's confession that men just don't look cool naked:
"It's funny, it's really not sexy. It's hard for guys to be out on a stage naked," Channing "Abs" Tatum told MTV News. "Girls, y'all just walk sexy naked. Guys, it doesn't work like that, you have to work at it, it's not cool."
We'll believe it when we see it, Channing. ALL OF IT.
"Magic Mike" hits theaters June 29.
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