…Ew, no! Put your hand down, you pervy oversharer! We don’t mean you, personally; we’re talking about Movie Sex, the subject of today’s Best of 2011 poll. Because when it comes to getting down and dirty, Hollywood really delivered this year with a host of delightful sexytimes scenes—ranging from hot and steamy, to romantic and dreamy, to… uh, kinda awkward and depressingly familiar. (We’re looking at you, “Bridesmaids.”) But while there are many nominees to choose from, there can only be one winner! So, take your pick. Which film wins it for best cinematic sex scene this year?
“The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 1” (featuring Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson)
After three long years of waiting, the rings are on and the clothes come off—and it’s the hottest vampire-human sex scene ever caught on film! And they don’t even really show it!. But it doesn’t matter, it’s JUST THAT AWESOME! Or at least, we suspect that at least some of you will think it is.
“Bridesmaids” (featuring Kristen Wiig and Jon Hamm)
Okay, so it isn’t exactly sexy when Jon Hamm turns to his recently bedded, still-post-coitally glowing ladylove and says, gently: “This is awkward. I really want you to leave.” But it gets the nomination for making us laugh…while crying. Why are men so mean?!
“Shame” (featuring Michael Fassbender and… uh, everyone)
We’re trying to think of a way to sum up the reasons for nominating this movie that doesn’t include the words “Michael Fassbender’s naked wang,” but…well, yeah. We’ve got nothing. Naked wang.
“Friends with Benefits” (featuring Mila Kunis and Justin Timberlake)
Take your pick of scenes from this film; they range from funny to sexy to (aww!) downright romantic. Is one of them the best this year?
“Immortals” (featuring Henry Cavill and Freida Pinto)
After seeing his mother murdered and waging a brutal battle against ancient forces of evil, Theseus needs some nursing at the hands of his ladyfriend, the Oracle. And by nursing, we mean naughty nursing.
Vote in our poll below!