How do you put into words the glorious spectacle that is Edward and Bella's passionate post-nuptial sexytimes in "Breaking Dawn"? Apparently, you can't! And if you don't believe us, just watch how Kristen Stewart tries and fails to convey in complete sentences how she felt on seeing the final cut of that scene in the upcoming "The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 1."
After several false starts, Kristen finally gathered herself enough to explain, "For me, it really reflects what I felt when I was reading the book."
Which is to say, not even author Stephenie Meyer attempted to give readers a detailed play-by-play of what happened when the newlywed Mr. and Mrs. Cullen finally got down to ugly-bumping business; you kinda had to just fill it in on your own. Or, as Kristen put it: "It's not in the book. It's totally what you imagine in between those chapters...it picks up right after and really indulges in memory."
And when it came time to depict the, er, climactic moment, she explained that she and Robert Pattinson didn't actually shoot a sex scene, per se. Instead, says Kristen, "It's really like memories." And the actual filming?
"All close ups."
And there you have it: no sex scene, just a bunch of close-up memories.
Close-up memories of hot, headboard-shattering, vampire-on-human boot-knocking. Are you excited? WE'RE EXCITED.
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