“[My] boyfriend is English.”
Well, gee whiz. An English boyfriend! Who’d have thunk it? And who ever could it be?!
But while it doesn’t take a rocket scientist to read Kristen’s interview and put two and two together, she’s still playing coy about her love life—and she doesn’t mind telling us why, either.
“I’m like ’That’s mine’,” she said, referring to her private life. “And I like to keep whatever is mine remaining that way. It’s a funny little game to play and it’s a slippery slope. I always say to myself I’m never going to give anything away because there’s never any point or benefit for me… I guarantee when I get married or have a baby everyone is going to want to know my kid’s name, and I’m not going to say it for ages.”
Right. Fine. Okay. That’s cool; we can wait until Kristen’s good and ready to get the inside scoop on who she’s dating. And in the meantime, we’ll just sit over here and do some advanced math to pass the time. For instance! 2 + 2 = OMG IT’S TOTALLY ROBERT PATTINSON.
Pencils down: Did you do the math on Kristen’s interview…and get the same answer as we did?