Avril Lavigne, Britney Spears Talk Tours In Today’s Tweet Dreams

Summer is so close we can almost taste it and some of our favorite musical masters—including Britney Spears and Avril Lavigne (pictured)—are gearing up to hit the road for headlining tours. Britney fans should get their credit cards ready for the Ticketmaster stake out. The singer announced pre-sale today, with general tickets available May 7. “Today’s the day! Femme Fatale Tour presales have started… Who’s coming to see @NickiMinaj & I this summer? http://bit.ly/gaEyPK -Britney.” As for Avril, she was busy jet-setting half way around the world to kick off her Black Star tour. “Take off…. On our way to Beijing China to kick off #TheBlackStar Tour,” she tweeted.

If the thought of waiting months to see Brit or Avril has you down, fret not: There is excitement to be had as early as tonight. Scandalous, drama-filled ABC Family excitement, to be specific. The stars of “The Secret Life of the American Teenager” took to Twitter to remind fans to tune in. Francia Raisa tweeted, “Happy secret life monday!! Don’t forget all new episode tonight at 8pm!” While Megan Park asked fans to weigh in on the upcoming episode, saying, “Happy Monday Secret Life Fans! Who’s excited about the show tonight?”

Check out the rest of Monday’s best celebrity tweets, including which actress is so over the royal wedding hype! Follow us @hollywoodcrush to get even more celebrity and pop culture news around the clock!

@Mruff221 Got felt up by ScarySpice @regis_and_Kelly. That’s how I roll. M
-Mark Ruffalo, Actor (“The Kids Are All Right”)

@lilyroseallen I’m sorry, have I been quoted as saying I’ve retired from showbiz, no , I said I’ve retired from singing, which I have. Trust you to twist.
-Lily Allen, Singer

@zachbraff Just watched “the View”. I think I may have grown a uterus.
-Zach Braff, Actor (“Scrubs”)

@NathanFillion Me: Have you been dancing? @Jon_Huertas: How’d you know? Me: Your teeth left marks on your bottom lip.
-Nathan Fillion, Actor (“Castle”)

@whitneyEVEport I just got attacked my a flying pebble while driving. who’s out to get me?
-Whitney Port, Reality Star (“The City”)

@therealzooeyd ugh. william and kate just elope already
-Zooey Deschanel, Actress (“(500) Days of Summer”)

@SaraBareille I love oldies. Old man in rite aid just looked me up and down like I’m dressed in a bunny suit. Oh wait. I am.
-Sara Bareilles, Musician

@Colin_Hanks hey hairstylists: the joke was the term “beautician”…i have nothing against you. I WEAR MAKEUP AND HAIR GELL FOR A LIVING AS I PRETEND
-Colin Hanks, Actor (“The House Bunny”)

@AshleyMGreene Cooking is fun! Cleaning up after? Not quite as enjoyable.
-Ashley Greene, Actress (“Twilight”)

@JoJoistheway Let me stand next to your fiyahhhhh.
-JoJo, Singer