“We’ve actually thought about doing a ’Black Swan’ episode because three out of the four Pretty Little Liars are ballet dancers,” she told E! “We’re thinking of maybe incorporating that into the show. They also all sing. They’re multi-talented.”
What would get the residents of Rosewood singing and dancing? Maybe a directive from A (sample text: “Sing, bitches. – A”)? Whatever the reason, the ladies of “Liars” certainly have a lot to get off their chests, so why not bare all, musical style? But what songs could possibly summarize their secrets? We just so happen to have the sample soundtrack. Sure, it’s a soundtrack that we totally made up, but so what? It’s totally normal to invent karaoke set lists for your favorite shows…right?
“Don’t Stand So Close to Me” (The Police) This ’80s song about a teacher worried a student wants to cross the line was covered on “Glee,” but it’s just too perfect for Aria and Ezra’s hot-and-cold relationship. Sure, he’s moving on to teach at the college, but especially with Jackie back in town, we’re not convinced he’s finished the should-we-shouldn’t-we dance with Aria just yet.
“You Belong With Me” (Taylor Swift) Sure, Lucas says he wants Caleb to come back so Hanna will be happy, but it’s never that simple, is it? We’re sure he’s going to be pining over her and creating a love triangle for a while yet.
“Dirty Little Secret” (All American Rejects) A song all about keeping secrets that you never want anyone else to know? It’s hard imagining a “PLL” character this song wouldn’t apply to. In fact, we’d love to see the four liars sing this one as a group. A has been their dirty little secret for so long, how could we possibly deprive them of the chance to open up in song?
What thematic songs do you think the girls of “PLL” should sing during a musical episode? Give us your recommendations in the comments and on Twitter!