Check out the rest of Tuesday’s best tweets from the stars, including James Van Der Beek explaining how he’s a method actor! Follow us @hollywoodcrush to get even more celebrity and pop culture news around the clock!
@sn00ki People don’t understand that i LOVE to JOKE around….so dont take everything i say seriously. Im being silly. #letmelive
-Snooki, Reality TV Star (“Jersey Shore”)
@capricecrane Snooki: “I Used to Black Out and Wake Up in Garbage Cans Monthly.” Oscar the Grouch: “Didn’t touch her. Not once.”
-Caprice Crane, Chick-Lit Author and CW Screenwriter
@azizansari Does anyone think all these dead birds and fish is a viral marketing campaign for the movie Country Strong?
-Aziz Ansari, Comedian and Actor
@jimmykimmel Hey @DamonLindelof and @CarltonCuse – you saw the lottery numbers, get back to work.
-Jimmy Kimmel, TV Host (“Jimmy Kimmel Live!”)
@pattonoswalt Plane shaking like a rock polisher. Captain: “Whoa! Take your seats! NOW!” #idonotwanttodiewatchingLIFEASWEKNOWIT
-Patton Oswalt, Comedian and Actor (“Ratatouille”)
@RL_Stine The horror continues: People are pretending that everything is normal. Yet thousands of birds drop dead in the sky. And now two million fish are reported dead in Chesapeake Bay. Won’t anyone realize we are living in a horror movie?
-RL Stine, Horror Writer
@vanderjames Method – I convinced myself I once played a dorky teen idol RT @PamelaWilson3 have to ask Re FOD skit! Method acting or classical training?
-James Van Der Beek, Actor (“Dawson’s Creek”)
@Joan_Rivers Just landed in LA. Now I know why I must fly first class. If God had wanted me to travel in coach, he would have made my ass smaller.
-Joan Rivers, Television Personality
@mindykaling Diddy’s like: “you got to get that witch to witch prison!!!” Nic Cage is like “ohhhh shit.”
-Mindy Kaling, Actress and Screenwriter (“The Office”)