MTV Movie Awards 2010: Relive Robert Pattinson And Taylor Lautner As Les Grossman’s ‘Bad Ass Cops’

We started out with Les Grossman, whose Tom Cruise cameo might have gone over a few of your heads. If you have no idea why the A-list movie star was dressed up like an overweight ugly bearded producer, then do yourself a favor and go out and rent “Tropic Thunder.” Then cross your fingers that Taylor Lautner and Robert Pattinson actually star in a movie called “Bad-Ass Cops.” But never grow handle bar mustaches. Either way, the film would probably make at least a billion domestic.

The intro video went on to include some of the biggest films coming out — Michael Cera (“Scott Pilgrim vs. The World”) was seen trading in his life as an actor to be a book end, Jaden Smith kicked Les’s ass in a karate fight while his dad Will looked on in approval — and then Les sent us on with a show.

We must say, as much as we love Andy Samberg, Aziz Ansari’s opening monologue was about a billion times better than last year’s. First he commented on the 3-D phenomenon (making the astute assumption that the 3-D movies really don’t look as realistic as, say, “Julie & Julia“), he moved on to “Twilight” because, since it’s MTV, of course “Twilight” is the biggest movie of the year.

He briefly summarized the first two films — like anyone in the audience didn’t know what it was about — before making fun of the “New Moon” cliffhanger. As he astutely pointed out, it wasn’t much of a cliffhanger because OF COURSE Bella was going to say yes! Let’s just say we got some pretty hilarious reaction shots from Kristen, Taylor and Rob in the audience during that.

What did you think of the intro to the Movie Awards? Is this or is this not the most hilarious show ever?