Jessica Simpson Says 'Melrose Place' Is 'Crap' & Melissa Joan Hart Dances On In Today's Tweet Dreams

Jessica Simpson officially declared war on The CW earlier today, and let's just say it's safe to assume the singer/actress won't be getting her own series on the network anytime soon. As we all know, Jess' little sis Ashlee Simpson-Wentz (both pictured) will be evicted from her residence on The CW's "Melrose Place" and it seems Jessica is none too happy about the move. See tweeted, "CW catching up on MP.who writes this crap?i have had bad scripts to work with,but this?thank God my sister is amazing and got you some press." We doubt newcomer Nick Zano will have the same sentiment, as he posted: "Morning all, go get your Monday on! Heading to Melrose today, table read and wardrobe fittings, I'm going to keep u all up to speed."

Luckily, not all of your favorite stars are starting battles throughout Hollywood. Just take recently booted "Dancing with the Stars" contestant Melissa Joan Hart who took it on the chin and wrote, "So weird that I'm not in hair and makeup getting nervous to dance! But I have a few bottles of wine so I can cheer on my pals from the sofa!" That's the spirit(s)!

Let us know what you think about the Simpson-CW war in our comments section and check out the rest of today's best celeb tweets, including Ashley Tisdale dining with Zac Efron (sans Vanessa) and "New Moon" star Alex Meraz's "clean" slate. Don't forget to follow us @hollywoodcrush to keep up with all the latest in the Twitterverse.

@ashleytisdale Eating lunch with my zachary!!! Wishin nessa was here! Its been too long.

-Ashley Tisdale, Singer, Actress ("High School Musical")

@taylorswift13 Went to the paramore concert with Liz. We were dancing so hard, we almost fell off the balcony. @yelyahwilliams owned it!!

-Taylor Swift, Musician

@yelyahwilliams Just saw a Christmas commercial. What?

-Hayley Williams, Singer (Paramore)

@thealexmeraz Going to the store to buy cleaning supplies...I'm about to get my cleaning-lady on...wish me luck!

-Alex Meraz, Actor ("New Moon," "Eclipse")

@stephaniepratt im new in the coffee appliance game..do they sell vanilla latte machines??

-Stephanie Pratt, Reality Star ("The Hills")

@mirandabuzz I just learned how to drink tea properly and butter a scone lol

-Miranda Cosgrove, Actress ("iCarly")

@lancearmstrong The cinnamon chip scone here in insane. And I'm a scone-ologist.

-Lance Armstrong, Athlete

@busyphillips25 I just found a bug in my mostly eaten salad. It was supertiny and still alive but still. Ugh.

-Busy Phillips, Actress ("Cougartown," "Freaks and Geeks")

@riverscumo Napster, Friendster, Twitter. They all have the "-er" ending in common. I wonder where they got it from? *cough* Weezer *cough*.

-Rivers Cuomo, Singer